Dr. Seuss Gospel Reading
Matthew 9:35-10:23 In the Style of Dr. Seuss
written by Ryan Marsh
Jesus went up and went down
every village and town
teaching and healing
and preaching and feeling
compassion for those
who were helpless and down.
He said to his followers,
who felt for those wallowers,
“Cornocopious and plenty-normous is the harvest,
but pickers and pluckers are fewest and farthest,
so let’s ask the Lord of Big Yields,
‘Hey, send us out to those fields!’
Now, as you go let them know,
‘We’re bringing good news!’
Cure the sick, raise the dead,
slap a hat on hatless heads.
Tell old demons, ‘Beat it, shew!’
Wedge a foot in a footless shoes.
Now, here’s list of items to pack in your bag
in case you might need them on this journey’s lag:
a pair of air sneakers, change of invisible clothes,
one empty pocket where your money wont go,
And if you find there’s no time or have limited space,
don’t worry, just hurry and leave home that suite case.
Wherever you go, and wherever you stay,
and whoever it is you might meet
you’ll find a few folks who will listen and say,
‘Good news? That’s great news! Let’s talk and let’s eat!’
But if the town’s warmest welcome
is smaller than seldom
and their cold shoulders are purpler than redish blue,
just hit the outbound streets
and tell your naked feets:
‘Travel light. Shake it off. Don’t take that dust with you.’
‘Cause it wont be a shock
if you get shackled and locked
in a jail with no chalk to make smudges
Then thrown before courts,
(of course the jury-less sort)
run by two short grudgy judges.
And if your tongue is a tangle
and your teeth jitter-jangle,
Don’t fret for voice screeches
or eloquent-ly-less speeches
For the right gab will be gifted
and your babel be lifted
’cause the Lord of Big Yields
who sent you into those fields
will equip you and loose-lip you
with the words you will wield. “
Now this is the good, no, great news of Jesus Christ!
Praise to you, O Christ!
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